The Bu tells it at the officer, form phrase Yue:"The thou Xun gets married from the Lang up to now at paternal uncle in the home;Marry already in Marchary, didn't see a husband together a bed."The officer closes girl's bedroom personal relations by case, have no example at the Lyu can aid, don't to accept, bride with matter to Zong Tiao, again the form tell cloud" marriage parents' amount of company, Anne knows man also bad;Don't be greedy for happy bed, actually and perhaps believe in a Yao Mang!"Officer with cut Zong Mie Si, details of case graveness, hence quasi- form.
Harm its man to state to reply reason, criticize cloud:"The surname marries you as room, the flavor of the meat has not, is the husband's responsibility in Marchary, because of why not is this absurd?"Is a man to marry, just when hot summer, in order to protect body to account, as well fully argue cloud:"Marry is meeting hot sun, the physically weak easily injures, if be greedy for bed conjugal love, the ant life is perhaps difficult long long."
Officer according to his man after stating reply hence spread at first drive two told a court, judged cloud:"In former days the sun is shining fiercely, be worth a new autumn now fresh and cool, for repair formerly short of, punishing you a night is 3."
Bride with past Gu sleep only old, sit to lose joy, the heart didn't be sweet and was a hall again beg a night five cloud:"Receiving to judge is three for a night, the small Fu appreciates not to exert and still appreciates again to add two times, descendant tired life time Ji Chang."
Man with it without reason request as well be the hall argue cloud:"The small body is not- pure the sun force three for a night, if add again twice, sooner or later and necessarily die."
The officer as well refutes sharply a plaintiff claim and still maintained to judge cloud at first:"Your man forces repair, can is three for a night, if again dissatisfied desire can find others to increase a field."
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 2408 old total license plate
A day, the some company convenes shareholders' meeting, general manager Wang Er's pock-markseses are giving a talk or lecturing on the platform.Under the set of the female secretary discover that the zipper of general manager's pants didn't pull, say to the general manager:"Manager, your garage door didn't close."
The general manager says:"Know."
Led a short while,Cheap Beats By Dre, the secretary saw the general manager's pants zipper haven't pulled, and then said:"Manager, the garage door hasn't closed."
The manager says:"Open and then open, did you see a car?"
Secretary's way:"The car didn't see, but I saw license plate."
The manager asks a way:"How many numbers?"
The secretary answers a way:"010"
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 2409 piggy interesting news
The piggy motoring goes out a trip, after a hotel, discover that there are many valuable cars in the garage, ask the storekeeper the background of these cars;It is what the guest of contacts and he pediatric son dozen gamble away.
The piggy asks very curiously:"Is your son how old?"
Storekeeper:"Is 5 years old as long as you followed him to do three matters, you attained and allowed to pick a car in garage; if have one to can not do it, so your car have to stay"
The wager strong piggy wants matter that 5-year-old kid cans make, definitely difficult don't pour him, hence promise.
Hence he and that kid be taken into a room:Come in a totally mude beauty at this time, that kid kisses with her, the piggy also very happily kisses with her;Immediately after the kid dauts her body again, and all touches all over, the piggy certainly shone on to do very happily;
The kid did the third matter at this time, the piggy saw, had to admit defeat because he took off small trousers trousers, bent three times of chick chickens!!!
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 2410 however, is nerve-racking BE
There is a young wife, tell a bitterness to say to the doctor:"Matrimony just a year, the husband felt sick of to her."
"Is all right!"The doctor says:"I give° these medicine powders you, you secretly put it in coffee to make him drink, but must not use more, because the efficacy of medicine is very strong."
After three days, this wife came again and looked very excited.
"How?Still want 1 box?"
"Not!"This wife is to the doctor but the white:
"The effect is very good!My Sir jumped to get up right away after letting go of coffee and shelled my clothes light."
"-Is the effect so strong?"The doctor in astonishment says.
"However, is nerve-racking BE, we are ashamed to go to that coffee shop and go any further!"
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 2411 to come back to put a gun in the evening
The husband goes out ex- make password say with wife:"The darling waits me to come back to put a gun in the evening in the home!"Result this husband never again come back, because he drive airtight tell to keep illegally a gun to pay be imprisonned a reviewing by the police substation.
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 2412 customer to push goods
Chu sun to get two children to wait a car, flank a women takes words.
Women:Two small guys are true lovely, call what name ah?
Chu sun to:I don't know.
Women:Lo you the be father of, does the oneself kid's none of names know?
Chu sun to:This a pair kid isn't mine, I am a birth-control pharmaceutical factory salesman, and these two kids are the customer's return of goodses.
A spool of joke brocade gathers the riddle of chapter 2413 bride
A bride, the wedding night gave the bridegroom a riddle, would not° until bridegroom to come out allow him to go to bed, riddle noodles BE:"A ditch, two side precipices, the flank is long black grass;The baldheaded monk drills into and vomits a few Nong syrup".Bridegroom guessed to don't figure out at the midnight and really cannot helped but, then a head of is blunt to go to bed to go, pull out light the bride's clothes, went the husband and wife's way.The matter finishes, the bride says with smile:"You finally figured out to come!"
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 2414 to adopt mushroom
A hunter falls in love with a beautiful miss, the hunter doesn't dare to vindicate face to face again, and he knows that the miss will adopt mushroom every afternoon.The hunter thought a good way, he stripped nude pants and stand old two lie on the grass, because the grass is many one Chinese foot high so not the 會 be seen.The miss came at this time, be she discovers grass from win the hunter's glans penis of time, think to is mushroom, then hold tight to make an effort of pull out pull, the hunter is down below very great a burst of.
Hunter as usual lies on the grass cluster on the second day, the miss came again, and the miss was very quick and then finished adopting this time.Then take out to adopt after going home of mushroom to the mother, the mother of miss says: Yi, this mushroom how a little bit different?The miss says: oh, that mushroom how also pull out not to come out, I chased its clipping with the scissors!
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 2415 Yin Yin lover dialogue
Two lovers of the very first dates meet in the park.
2 people chatted a burst of son.
Male:Ah, what special features do you have?
Female:Boon you are really humorous, I which have what special features ah?
Male:???, What does that have?
Female:I only have more outstanding at 2:00, another at a can also go deep into.
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 2416 clear
Madly in love medium of the son take girl friend back the introduction knows for mother and waits to send to walk the other party, mother like the speech ground say with son:"The marriage is that the important event in the whole life is no laugh matter, have to carefully kid!"
"But mother!You see she grow much beautiful!If I can marry her, rather should have how much person envy me!"The son excitedly answers.
"Only see beautiful outward appearance isn't enough, would not° until understand more her spiritual beauty be important!"The mother emphasizes.
"This!"The son grasps a head, the ground of Mian Tian says with smile:"In fact I have already understood Be getting clearer"
A spool of joke brocade gathers a chapter 241780 years old old man premarriage health checkings
The 80-year-old old man prepares to marry a 20-year-old bride, the old man picks to have health inspection for a day to hospital, the doctor says: see from the report, your blood pressure, breathe systems all normal, there is also no diabetes, I want to check your sexual function now.Sees the old man stretching out tongue and five fingers.
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 2418 bus driver"chest" minimum?
The female chest in the bus driver why all very small, is all "airport"?
Answer:Because they all take A to shine on(A cover, minimum the model number in the bra)
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 2419 beverage advertisement
A day raises person and elephant
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